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I dig video games, good music, bad movies, bad jokes, and a lot of other crap. I'm kind of a sarcastic asshole. I rarely make sense.

takelotswithalcohol:

Listen, there’s only one “Fancy” in this world and it’s Reba McEntire’s and if you can’t get past your punk rock bullshit and agree that it’s a great fucking song, I don’t need you in my life and you need to get the fuck out of my face.

Donated blood today in a room the size of a closet and I’m still surprised I left with as many organs as I walked in with.

Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’

— Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang)

(via brettbah)

Someone stopped being my friend because I wasn’t pretty enough. People suck and I’m fucking fabulous. Fat and all.

Someone stopped being my friend because I wasn’t pretty enough. People suck and I’m fucking fabulous. Fat and all.

Typical morning conversation.

Typical morning conversation.

Coffee, new Goatwhore, and Warcraft. Good fucking morning.

Coffee, new Goatwhore, and Warcraft. Good fucking morning.